Would you...

Would you like to...?

Ya know, instead of running away from my problems. I crochet them away.

I put all of that annoyance and irritation into my work. Surprisingly I go faster.
I go so fast that I finish a whole ball of yarn in maybe 2 hours.
Yeah, I know. I'm crazy.

When I ask questions, I respectfully want a straight answer. It could be a yes or a no.

Do you want food? Yes.
Do you want to go to sleep? No.
Would you like the heat on? Yes.
How about some music? No.
Do you want something to drink? No.
Would you like to go shopping? Yes.

See? How hard can that be? Apparently very, for you.

Ask me what I want to eat. My go to is Chinese or Italian. Why? Rice or pasta. Seriously. My two favorite foods.

Ask me what I want to do in the day time. Go on an adventure to Hollywood and look in the sexy shops. Go get my hair done. Let's go to the mall and walk around talking about little things.

Ask me what I want to do when I'm older. I will say, "I want to be a Marine Biology Researcher. I would like to research about the life forms in all the different seas."

Ask me what I want for Christmas. Oooh this is surely a hard one. Not. I want my family to party, give gifts, eat, and have a good time. I want my family back together for Christmas. I want to remember everything that happens.

Why? Why is it so hard for you to realize that I'm a different person? I'm not shy at knowing what I like and dislike anymore. I speak up in certain situations. I don't shy away at a stupid little dare.
If my friends want me to go up to a guy and get his number for them I will. I don't care about the guy. I don't care about the number. I care about showing my friends that life isn't all that complex. You can literally go up to a person and ask to use their phone to call your mom, trust me, I've done it a bunch of times. No one really cares what you do. Strangers, I mean. Your family might care, but then again, so what? All you have to do is make yourself feel happy and do things you love.

So I'll ask again.
Would you like to go with me?

Yes or no?